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"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

Moses on the web

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"We've been cancelled."

Birds with Headphones

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

Facebook/Cambridge Analytica Scandal

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Caveman at Computer

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

"...and if I press this button..."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

BYOD issues were an even bigger problem in the 1950s.

"Hi! I'm on the ship!"

STRIP Hambone: Wind up computer

'Our server is so slow I'm going to call him 'Dial-Up'.'

'Technology has certainly gotten smaller! Workers once were replaced by a robot, then a computer, then an app, then a flashdrive. . .'

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."