Tech Time Travelers T-Shirts

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Moses on the web

Cord cutter

Sundial Time

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

D.I.Y

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

Birds with Headphones

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

New Year 2020

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Crap. I overslept."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

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