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'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

Moses on the web

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Dr. Roo.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Atomic Bear: Part 13

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Jeffrey's Time Machine: '...I want to go back and see what the world was like when people weren't so stupid and annoying!'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Atomic Bear: Part 18

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

'So it's decided - we'll put the clocks back 5 years and everything will be fine again.'

Mrs. H.G.Wells.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up