Tech-loving Time Traveler Prints

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

Moses on the web

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Inventing Time Travel

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'