Tech-savvy Time Traveler T-Shirts

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

Moses on the web

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Pan Extension Chord

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"I come from the future."

Grandfather Clock

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'