Tech-savvy Time Traveler Pillows

There's no more space. I guess 140 is the maximum number of characters.

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

Moses on the web

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Dr. Roo.

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Mars Poppins

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Pan Extension Chord

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Atomic Bear: Part 13

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

"I come from the future."

Atomic Bear: Part 18

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Jeffrey's Time Machine: '...I want to go back and see what the world was like when people weren't so stupid and annoying!'

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'