Tech Time Traveler Pillows

'New technology has transformed our lives - we don't know how anything works anymore.'

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"We're working our way up to 1G."

Moses on the web

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Caveman at Computer

A teenager imagines how the world looked prior to the invention of the internet

"Stop telling me I'm out of touch, you sound like a broken record"

"We need a new phone."

BYOD issues were an even bigger problem in the 1950s.

"...and if I press this button..."

Early Variations of the Car Phone.

"I'm telling you - my last slave ship was powered by a palm pilot."

'Isn't that the computer model you bought back in January?'

STRIP Hambone: Wind up computer

'Our server is so slow I'm going to call him 'Dial-Up'.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

'Technology has certainly gotten smaller! Workers once were replaced by a robot, then a computer, then an app, then a flashdrive. . .'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

'This is Ogg in hardware and Gog in software.'

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

'12:01 A.M., January 1, 2000'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

The Missing Sock Returns

'That's about it so far, Son.'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

E=mc2.

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."