Gamer With Dreams Prints

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

What else is there to wish for?

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Second lifeReal life.

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"They're class action figures."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Sushi Train Set.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"Sitar Hero"

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

Life Is Just A Game

Man with a Plan

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'