Life's Gamer Prints

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Sitar Hero"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"This camp had better have a power port!"

God playing with dolls.

Silly sausages

The October 31 Committee

Life Is Just A Game

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

A cat is at a computer playing a virtual reality game called; 'Tenth life'.

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'