Gaming Hopeful Gifts

'I'm sorry Benjamin, but the school is not prepared to exchange the take-home notebook computer we gave you for an electronic gaming system.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"They're class action figures."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Sushi Train Set.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"Sitar Hero"

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

Gamers

Life Is Just A Game

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Atlas holds up a football.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

"That corners's the children's special play area."

"What are we doing today?"

A cat is at a computer playing a virtual reality game called; 'Tenth life'.

"Oh yes, it's been wonderful that with all this time off school he's been able to enjoy the outdoors, do lots of activities, spend quality time with the family..."

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

"Baldo's been staring at that video game for three hours. Is that normal?"