Youthful Gamer Gifts

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Child driving a toy car

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Modern Childhood

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Flava Superba

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Silly sausages

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"That corners's the children's special play area."

"But playing computer games help my. . . uh. . . dexterity, so I can do my school work better!"

"Grandma says cutting school used to require a hiding place and forgery."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Tug the Toggle

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

"Well, I suppose a little experimentation is perfectly normal at your age."

"We suck at this."

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

"He'll regret it when he's older, and most of your life is when you are older."

Kids in car play iSpy on tablets.

'I'm only a kid for a few years, Dad- I need more time with the computer.'

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

'This is the most realistic sports game ever! It has all the players and coaches and even a bail bondsman to get them out of jail.'

Children trying to play table tennis