Little Gamers Gifts

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Baby Screen Time

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

Modern Childhood

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"They have so much in common."

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

"How's the game of hide and seek going?"

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

"You should be outside with your friends, not stuck indoors all day playing on that damn computer."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

'Where are we supposed to play now?'

'Red rover, red rover, we call Mars rover over!'

'Al was competitive to the end!'

'I'm going down to the rock,paper,scissors room if anyone's looking for me.'

'I'm glad school's out, but I don't know what we're going to do for weight-bearing exercise.'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

Children trying to play table tennis

Kids playing doctor.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Arcade game strangling player after 'Game over'

"Olly Olly oxen free!"