Video Game Lover Uncle Gifts

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Knights of the Square Table.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Covid Invaders

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Violence on TV.

Mobile Phones

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

'Baking is my video gaming.'

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

'Now, just you look here, Algy Jones - None of your patronage! You dare to bowl me with your left hand again, and I'll box your ears!'

"My parents must have forgotten what they learned in school. I heard them talking about renewing their vowels."

"My client was brainwashed into committing violence by shoot-em-up video games!"

"When you yell out another woman's name...it doesn't make it any better if it's just the name of a video game character!"

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."