Video Game Addict Gifts

Billy strip: 'If I won the lottery...'

Police to busy playing arcade game to notice mugging

Duel to the Death...

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mixed Doubles.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Knights of the Square Table.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Football Accident.

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'