Gaming Addict Gifts

"Take away their Game Boys!"

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Computer Gamers.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

Big boys' toys-r-us

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Football Accident.