Mobile Gaming Addict Gifts

Todd's passion for gaming finally caught up with him.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

The Smartass Phone

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Family Time

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Arcade Game Baseball.

'Please, pay attention.'

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

"Is it an important text?"

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

Able to Google Stuff Man

Evolution

Social Media Blues

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

'Baking is my video gaming.'

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

Playing Footsies.