Mobile Games Gifts

Ben Pasternak

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

"I just gave her 100 Candy Crush lives so she won't be seeing anybody for a while."

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

"I'm not into head games either - I'm into thumb games."

"What do you mean I'm not getting enough exercise? I'm playing a mobile game."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Rage.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Holiday time.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'Super Dog'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Mixed Doubles.

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Homo Gamus

'How about a game of cards?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Alternative fielding positions

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Marco ..."

Funky Facts: Football.