Mobile Gaming Guru Gifts

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Prawn Amend

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.