Mobile Gaming Guru Gifts

"Oh master! Teach me the way."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Computer games

Whack-a-molecule

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Prawn Amend

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'