Mobile Games Pillows

Ben Pasternak

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

"I just gave her 100 Candy Crush lives so she won't be seeing anybody for a while."

I'm playing "Birds with Anger Issues"!

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

"I'm not into head games either - I'm into thumb games."

"What do you mean I'm not getting enough exercise? I'm playing a mobile game."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Rage.

Holiday time.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Bowled over again!

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'Super Dog'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mixed Doubles.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'How about a game of cards?'

Homo Gamus

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Marco ..."