Mobile Gamer Pillows

Wanna play Death Kill Mayhem VII on our Androids? You can join my clan and we can march on cities and kill and pillage together. House of Java Cybercafe. Sorry little dude, I switched back to iPhone. iPhone doesn't have that game. That's lame. They should make it a cross-platform. if we could all kill and destroy each other together, then maybe iPhone users and Android users wouldn't hate each other so much. That's a beautiful dream. Or you can stop being a loser and get a real phone.

Hi, baby. Hi. Where are your parents? Over there, behind you. They're talking on their phones. Dad is also texting and playing Angry Birds. So they're not paying attention to me. Guess wut I found. Oh brother.

'Playing poker on your iPhone is bad enough, but playing strip poker is totally unacceptable.'

'My Anroid seems slow. It's like I'm not playing Angry Birds, I'm playing Angry Birds on Prozac.'

'John McCain is playing poker on his phone. No wonder they call him 'maverick'.'

Mobile Arm-wrestling.

"What do you mean I'm not getting enough exercise? I'm playing a mobile game."

"Pokemon...Pokemon..."

Mac OS 20

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Marco ..."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

Spot the fur ball.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"I virtually finished my homework."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'