Mobile Gamer Pillows

'John McCain is playing poker on his phone. No wonder they call him 'maverick'.'

Mobile Arm-wrestling.

"What do you mean I'm not getting enough exercise? I'm playing a mobile game."

"Marco ..."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Spot the fur ball.

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"I virtually finished my homework."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!