Mobile Gaming Addicts Pillows

I'm not giving you a raise to support your iPhone app habit. Hold that thought. Playing a new game where I move the phone around to carve the perfect dessert. It's called App Pie. You're humiliating all of us - by which I mean the whole planet. High pie score!

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

'This helps with the kids who are obsessed with videogames.'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

'Baking is my video gaming.'

The AdRams Family no.8 - Boy sent out of his room for punishment

Computer Gamers.

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

"Take away their Game Boys!"

Todd's passion for gaming finally caught up with him.

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

"Don't you hate being caught in a civious circle."

'Cellulite phone.'

Cowpat Man.

"Laugh if you want, but I have my phone in here."

Computer video dreidel.

Virtual Reality Check

"You need to go outside. You're developing an interior complex."

'Buy 1000 more credits or the snappy slime monster will gobble your pixie.'

Kids then. . & and now.

"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?"

'I have your lab results on my tablet - just let me finish this game first.'

"Of course I'm angry—look at me."

Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You ok in there? I think I'm dying here. What? D'you need me to call 911? I don

Ben Pasternak