Gamer On The Go Pillows

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Arcade Game Baseball.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

The October 31 Committee

'Just for the record, the quote is 'go west young man,' not 'go rest young man.''

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

Playing Footsies.

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

United States Constitution.

Todd's passion for gaming finally caught up with him.

"I could see him in the distance stalking and pouncing: I was so proud! Then it clicked: he was actually chasing pokemons!"

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

'Me invent the wheel!'

'I'll bet this would be more fun on a computer.'

Computer video dreidel.