Gamer's Best Friend Pillows

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

"Sitar Hero"

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Life Is Just A Game

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

'Baking is my video gaming.'

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

"Oh yes, it's been wonderful that with all this time off school he's been able to enjoy the outdoors, do lots of activities, spend quality time with the family..."

Computer Gamers.

"What are we doing today?"

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.