Video Game Buddy Pillows

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Rage.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'Super Dog'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Kitchen Tetris

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Computer Expert

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Gamers

Computer games

Second lifeReal life.

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"