Video Game Buddy Gifts

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Rage.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'Super Dog'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Homo Gamus

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Kitchen Tetris

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Eldrow

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Computer Expert

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Gamers

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Second lifeReal life.

Computer games

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!