Gamer Buddy Gifts

That was incredible. I've waited years to do that with you. Nothing happened! Of course it did. We went to a bar and got drunk. I invited you to my place. Stop. We curled up on the couch

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Mac OS 20

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Internet Cafe.

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"