Gamer Guardians Gifts

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Violent Computer Games and the Young

"He likes it."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Beaver tower

Dog retriving Frisbee

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

The new global mantra flag for the future

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

Fantasy Business Management

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

This might take a while

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

Robert Drake

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

Wolf Reintroduction.

'The bears are very well-behaved.'