Gamer Manager Gifts

Fantasy Business Management

Mac OS 20

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Internet Cafe.

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

Trout Game

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"I virtually finished my homework."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor