Gamer Manager Gifts

Fantasy Business Management

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Internet Cafe.

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Trout Game

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"I virtually finished my homework."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'