Game Master Gifts

'He never starts surgery until he can play the game three times in a row without messing up.'

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

'Rock beats scissors.'

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

'Apparently it has anti-cheating software installed.'

'We should have asserted control early on. They've been jawing at each other all game long. It was bound to turn violent.'

NCAA Profits: 'The keys to the kingdom...'

'Good shot!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

....meanwhile, back in the locker room at the Whack-A-Mole game.

'I don't feel like playing games right now!'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Party games.

Truancy... Sometimes the teacher bears some of the blame...

100 here I come...

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

'Forty four fat old bats, forty four.'

'It was a difficult operation but in the end, I won.'

'I've been playing smoke-tag all day.'

Brian the dog#1 - Brian loved to play dead.

"You sit around all day, watching TV and playing with electronic gadgets. Do you really think you're living life to the full."

"This is a silly, childish game! It's not worth my time and effort."

Official Support Groups

"It's another invitation to play Candy Crush Saga."

I've got my idea for an interactive website. Let's hear it.. It'll be a site where readers can ask questions about computers, phones and other gadgets. No one knows more about that stuff than me. I buy everything - every gadget, video game, phone, handheld device. Everything! Or I could do a site about credit card debt. Write what you know.

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Endless Construction

"Here's Ed, problem solver extraordinaire and inventor of 'rock, paper, scissors.'"

Trout Game

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Alternate poker rules. Your ace is no good here. We're chess pieces so nothing is better than a king.

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'

It's harder to pitch a perfect game in baseball than to roll a perfect game in bowling. In bowling it only takes twelve strikes.