Game Master Gifts

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

'Apparently it has anti-cheating software installed.'

'We should have asserted control early on. They've been jawing at each other all game long. It was bound to turn violent.'

NCAA Profits: 'The keys to the kingdom...'

'Good shot!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'I don't feel like playing games right now!'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Party games.

Truancy... Sometimes the teacher bears some of the blame...

100 here I come...

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

'Forty four fat old bats, forty four.'

'It was a difficult operation but in the end, I won.'

'I've been playing smoke-tag all day.'

Brian the dog#1 - Brian loved to play dead.

"You sit around all day, watching TV and playing with electronic gadgets. Do you really think you're living life to the full."

"This is a silly, childish game! It's not worth my time and effort."

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Endless Construction

"Here's Ed, problem solver extraordinaire and inventor of 'rock, paper, scissors.'"

Trout Game

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"King me!"

Soon Daryl would learn to hate playing hide and seek with the Octopus.

'Hah! Rock crushes scissors! And You call Yourself omniscient!'