Name Game Master Gifts

"Our boss has a hard time remembering names. You usually have to wear these for a year or two."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Trout Game

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

"They grow up so slow."

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Can I be Frank with you?

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Cheating Death

Party games.

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

Official Support Groups

Rock, paper, scissors

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

Over-qualified?

'And finally a man who needs no introduction... unless you want to know who he is.'

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!