Name Game Master T-Shirts

"Our boss has a hard time remembering names. You usually have to wear these for a year or two."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Trout Game

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

"They grow up so slow."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Party games.

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Cheating Death

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

Rock, paper, scissors

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

Over-qualified?

'And finally a man who needs no introduction... unless you want to know who he is.'

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."