Nickname-master T-Shirts

"Mom didn't like her nickname 'Uber.'"

Hungry child

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

Catatonic

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Trout Game

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

Party games.

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

'I've lost my voice...'

How to appear more interesting.

"White Rabbit, Cottontail and Mr. Fluffy. Why the code names?"