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The ring toss portion of the debate is over.

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Trout Game

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"They grow up so slow."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Party games.

Cheating Death

Official Support Groups

Large Whist Party in Small Room

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

Rock, paper, scissors

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

Venting at Food Mart

The inventions of baseball

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!

Over-qualified?

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

It's harder to pitch a perfect game in baseball than to roll a perfect game in bowling. In bowling it only takes twelve strikes.

"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."

I've got my idea for an interactive website. Let's hear it.. It'll be a site where readers can ask questions about computers, phones and other gadgets. No one knows more about that stuff than me. I buy everything - every gadget, video game, phone, handheld device. Everything! Or I could do a site about credit card debt. Write what you know.

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'