Board Game Master Gifts

"Never beat a ninja at Scrabble."

"Don't ask me about my past."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

". . . and the people on the blue spaces lived happily ever after."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Existential Risk

Trout Game

AIDS prevention

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Trojan Chess

"They grow up so slow."

Spontaneous Combustion Man - Open with care

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"How do you expect to learn to be a good loser when you win all the time?"

Party games.

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Derren Brown

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

"He called it a 'retreat,' but it looked more like a SCAMPER to me."

Rock, paper, scissors

Large Whist Party in Small Room