Game Masters Gifts

"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Trout Game

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"They grow up so slow."

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Party games.

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Rock, paper, scissors

Cheating Death

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

Venting at Food Mart

The inventions of baseball

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

Over-qualified?

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'

"Never beat a ninja at Scrabble."

'Apparently it has anti-cheating software installed.'