Workplace Game Master Gifts

"Great. I see you've been practising at home."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Trout Game

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'In case the guys organize a game.'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Rock, paper, scissors

Party games.

Men painting red and white.

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

Official Support Groups

Cheating Death

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

The inventions of baseball

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

Over-qualified?

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!

"Do you have any other qualifications apart from reaching level 15 on the 'Deathstar of Doom' game?"

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'

"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

I've got my idea for an interactive website. Let's hear it.. It'll be a site where readers can ask questions about computers, phones and other gadgets. No one knows more about that stuff than me. I buy everything - every gadget, video game, phone, handheld device. Everything! Or I could do a site about credit card debt. Write what you know.

It's harder to pitch a perfect game in baseball than to roll a perfect game in bowling. In bowling it only takes twelve strikes.