Office Game Master Gifts

Over-qualified?

Multi-tasking.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Trout Game

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Cheating Death

Party games.

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

Men painting red and white.

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Rock, paper, scissors

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

"Jyoti, Jyoti, Jyoti… Power is a dangerous thing. Leave it to me."

'Notice to all employees...there is altogether too much goofing off on company time.'

Official Support Groups

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

"All right, everybody, recess is over!"

"Wider."

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

"For a change of pace, I thought we could play dodge ball instead of phone tag."

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!