Workplace Game Master Pillows

"Great. I see you've been practising at home."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Trout Game

'In case the guys organize a game.'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Rock, paper, scissors

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Party games.

Cheating Death

Men painting red and white.

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

"Do you have any other qualifications apart from reaching level 15 on the 'Deathstar of Doom' game?"

The inventions of baseball

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

Over-qualified?

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'

"Never beat a ninja at Scrabble."