Leisurely Game Master Pillows

A women flinging grapes into a teacup using a spoon as a catapult.

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Trout Game

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"They grow up so slow."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Official Support Groups

Party games.

Cheating Death

Man struggling to row,

Rock, paper, scissors

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Large Whist Party in Small Room

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

Over-qualified?

"We suck at this."

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!

"Sloth!"