Festive Game Master Pillows

Santa using reindeer antlers to play snooker

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Frosting the Snowman

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Trout Game

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"They grow up so slow."

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Party games.

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Official Support Groups

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

"When is it my turn?"

Santa playing golf.

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

"So it's a TV show, two words. . ."

'Twas the night after Christmas.

Mother Cowmas

The Mime Family Enjoying Their Christmas Presents.

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

'Repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'