Festive Game Master Gifts

Santa using reindeer antlers to play snooker

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Trout Game

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"They grow up so slow."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Party games.

"When is it my turn?"

Santa playing golf.

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

Mother Cowmas

'Twas the night after Christmas.

"So it's a TV show, two words. . ."

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

'Repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'