Feast Master Gifts

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'I sent out for everything.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Champagne

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Pint

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Love wine

"To toast!"

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

Chicken

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"Separate checks, please."

Wine Lovers

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

Mum's Baking is best!

Pint

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

"Honey, can you toast some muffins?"

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"What are you cooking for Thanksgiving, Tia Carmen?"

Suicide by overeating.