Feast Master T-Shirts

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'I sent out for everything.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Champagne

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Pint

Love wine

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"To toast!"

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

Chicken

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"Separate checks, please."

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

Mum's Baking is best!

Wine Lovers

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Pint

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"Honey, can you toast some muffins?"

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

"I think you have to leave it in for ten minutes per pound."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

Suicide by overeating.