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'People with large families tend to favor our genetically engineered birds... '

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

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"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Where are the kids?'

Nest building

"These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand..."

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

We are on the move. . .

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

"Thanks Giving."

Carols

"How sophisticated is Jeremy's palate?

Pianist with Knife and Fork.

The Thanksgiving mom cracked.

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

Singing

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

Home cafeteria.

'Ere Mabel, know anything about agreeing to a home swop?'

"I'll be your maitre D# this evening."

"I fed the baby but if you don't want to see the results look away now."

'I mean, what's a mother for? We had our Thanksgiving early so I'm bringing my dinner here for you.'

"Problems with the turkey? - this is one of those chef's 'tricks' we use to resuscitate a failed dish."

"It can't all be due to the Hudnut course."

One drawback to owning a family restaurant is that you have to keep chasing away the orphans.

Fry up!