Family Maestro T-Shirts

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Jack of all trades

Baby Piano

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Horti-Culture

"He's such a fussy eater."

Baby Mozart.

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Dynamite little combo

A Tit for Tat.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Grade 2 Cellist

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Timpani.

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

Violin Practise

Kultural K9's.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Malcolm Sargent

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Edvard Grieg

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"