Picture Book Maestro T-Shirts

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Orchestra.

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Charles Addams.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Edgar Allan Poe

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

The TROU of the Baroque

Cake Writer's Block

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

Spinning Plates!

Air catarrh.

Saul Bellow

People vs. Talky

The Violin Artist

Book and magician

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

Ballet Birthday

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."

Fortune Teller using a satellite to help pick up clairvoyant signals.

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

'I decided to do a video report. Do you want the classroom version or the director's cut?'

Tarot Lying

Out of a movie theatre and into the retailer's net.

When Focus Group Researchers Go Head to Head

'I can't do next Friday'