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"The supply list for this art class was actually pretty specific."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'Are you done yet?'

Painting

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Computer Music

The TROU of the Baroque

Artistic Licence.

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

The Cartoonist's armoury

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

Cake Writer's Block

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

'With all these new surveillance cameras around town, I'm not going anywhere without full-make-up.'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Men painting red and white.

A Blanksy

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

"Taxi's waiting."