Paint Game Master T-Shirts

Men painting red and white.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'You could do that.' I did

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Trout Game

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

D.I.Y ladder

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Rock, paper, scissors

Party games.

Official Support Groups

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

Paint charming.

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

Over-qualified?

'Er . . . wouldn't it be simpler to have your glasses tinted, dear?'

It's harder to pitch a perfect game in baseball than to roll a perfect game in bowling. In bowling it only takes twelve strikes.

I've got my idea for an interactive website. Let's hear it.. It'll be a site where readers can ask questions about computers, phones and other gadgets. No one knows more about that stuff than me. I buy everything - every gadget, video game, phone, handheld device. Everything! Or I could do a site about credit card debt. Write what you know.