Paint Game Master Gifts

Men painting red and white.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'You could do that.' I did

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Trout Game

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

D.I.Y ladder

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Rock, paper, scissors

Party games.

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

Paint charming.

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

Over-qualified?

'Er . . . wouldn't it be simpler to have your glasses tinted, dear?'

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'