Paint Palette Master Gifts

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

The Art Student.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

I'm color blind, please help.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"Stop staring"

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Henri Matisse

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

Shadow Artist

Brick Red Paint...

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Men painting red and white.

Self-Portrait

'I didn't get a grant.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

Still life?

Paul Gaugin

"I forgot blue."

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

'Lunch is ready. Will you be able to remember where you left off?'

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

Glut of artists.

Claude Monet