Paint Palette Master Gifts

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

The Art Student.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Stop staring"

I'm color blind, please help.

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Henri Matisse

Divine Intervention

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Brick Red Paint...

Shadow Artist

Men painting red and white.

Self-Portrait

'I didn't get a grant.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

Still life?

Paul Gaugin

"I forgot blue."

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

Glut of artists.

Claude Monet

'Lunch is ready. Will you be able to remember where you left off?'

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.